On the Subject of Basketball, Generally

I Am a Role Player: I understand that I have eight to twelve minutes to commit four fouls (five if there’s a particularly urgent play and I need to disqualify myself). I know that I commit lots of fouls and don’t need to be repeatedly told: “Brock, watch your hands,” because my preference is that all hacks are called, whether it’s my once-per-game stupid reach-in or somebody punching me when I attempt a putback. Everyone deserves free throws when there is contact and an advantage, not just Tim Duncan.